I'll Be Back After I Drain | Terminator 2 Pinball | Grownup Adjacent Pinball (Portrait)

You ever try to stop Judgment Day with two flippers, a soda, and the reaction time of a guy who just stood up too fast? Welcome to my Tuesday. Terminator 2 Pinball is on the pinball machine tonight and I am already losing an argument with a 1991 Williams cabinet that remembers more of the 90s than I do. Skynet did not need nukes. It needed me chasing multiball while I yell at a video mode like it parked in my spot. The gun looks heroic. My aim looks like I am trying to pay a parking ticket with a rubber ring. We are going for high scores, talking too much in chat, roasting every drain like it personally betrayed the family, and pretending my back is not making that little noise. Nostalgia, bad jokes, loving self-abuse, and me blaming the ball for having free will. If I jackpot, assume luck. If I tilt, assume character development. See you in the live chat. Bring snacks. Leave dignity at the door.