I Am A Machine. A Bad One. Terminator 2 Pinball | Grownup Adjacent Pinball (Portrait)

Arnold promised he would be back. He never promised I would stop draining like a leaky garden hose. Terminator 2 Pinball is live and it already has opinions about my aim. This Williams classic slapped a gun on the pinball machine, invented video mode, and let a T-800 skull judge your life choices in real time. Today I am going for high scores. The pinball machine is going for my last nerve. Nostalgia is thick. Chat will be louder than the cannon. Self-roasts are complimentary. If you like grown-up adjacent chaos, savage but loving trash talk, and a middle-aged dad treating multiball like cardio, park it right here. See you in the live chat. Bring snacks. Leave your dignity. Mine already drained.